Sarah R. Callender

Underpants

In General, Uncategorized on July 26, 2010 at 9:02 pm

Welcome to Inside-out Underpants. As this is my very first venture into blogdom, I think it’s prudent to start with a disclaimer:

This blog, despite its title, will not focus solely on underpants. That said, as underpants are an integral part of my life (and likely yours), I welcome any underpants-related topic ideas. Just keep it clean, people. This blog, on most days, is a family show.

In addition to sharing my POV on underwear, you might stumble across a post or two about bacon or bedwetting or baseball trophies. There might be a post about Pablo Neruda or publishing or pantomime. Oh yes, and there will be book recommendations and recipes and a few posts on why it makes me sad when people go on diets.

But I don’t intend to be an angry, whiney or venting type of blogger, nor will you ever catch me using creepy phrases such as “my adorable angels” or “my reason for living” to describe my children. They are the reason I play Yahtzee and eat sandwich crusts for lunch. They are the reason I haven’t finished my novel and the reason I know anything about Pokemon. They are the reason I bought a Yoda mask and wore that, along with my Barefoot Dreams bathrobe, to do Jedi training at my son’s birthday. They are the reason I lock the bedroom windows tight each night, even on 90 degree evenings. They are the reason I require chocolate for breakfast. They are the reason my shoe collection has gotten so lame. They are the reason I hate child molesters with a deep and fervent rage. But my reason to live? Gosh, I found reason to live before they arrived, and while they have enriched my life exponentially, my husbandio and my girlfriends and my writing and my chocolate are equally enriching.

So yes, I am honest. Sometimes too honest. I am honest about how I feel about my children and my chronic depression and my sorry shoe collection and my marriage and myself as a writer. And that pesky whisker on my chin. I hope my honesty will be enough to get and keep you reading. But of course, I’m not a blog expert. Therefore, please note that the information, opinions and recommendations contained in this blog are for entertainment only. Such information is not intended to be a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis or treatment. And yes, there will be type-os so don’t tell me about them.

OK? So off we go . . .

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  1. Hurray, hurray, hurray! I can’t get enough of your writing, Sarah! I’m so excited about the new blog!

  2. One more way for me to get my daily fix of humor and reality! I love it and will be here regularly.

  3. Fantastic!!!! I love the entire spiel! Can’t wait for all the material!!!! oxoxoxox -a big fan!

  4. Thanks for the chuckles at 2:55 am. Up nursing. The Iphone comes in handy. Best wishes!’

  5. I. Love. It. Blog away!!! I’ll be following!

  6. So excited Sarah! Thanks for deciding to do a blog-love it!!!

  7. Love it and love you Sarah. Nicely done, my friend. Fun to read a blog by someone who writes and thinks so beautifully. What a pleasure!

  8. Shucks! You are all just the nicest bunch of commenters ever. Thanks for the feedback and your help in supporting me. Feel free to throw out topic ideas, and I’ll see what I can do with them.

    Rock on,
    sarah

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